Rena Jones

-𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙚𝙩

-𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩

-𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩

𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩😉!

Learning Fast
When Rena Jones was a baby she already got used to many human features like walking talking but gibberish and Rena loved to talked native as a young lady.

Inner Virgo
When Rena was young she went to Pennsylville Elementary School Rena was considered a good student because she didn't talk a lot but Rena had a secret behind her talking and that was her original birth date September 11, 1979 which is a Virgo birth date Rena later took her anger out by getting in many fights with other students which would later get her expelled until middle school

Changes
When Rena went to middle school she got rid of herself being shy and she started acting like her natural sign the Taurus and she started to love her family even after many arguments.

Rocky Start
Rena saw that there many sports she could try for but she wanted to be like Michael Jordan her crush and play basketball Rena played for the Little Dribblers she was very great but since racism was around Bill Frankie the WNBA Commissioner at the time made Rena average 1.7 PPG.

Middle School Championship
There wasn't really any middle school woman basketball teams but Shauna Miller which was from another school Connect County Middle School said she will meet her in the Middle School Division Finals in 1991 and Rena which was in Pennsylville Middle School surely agreed to Shauna's plea Rena finished with a 10-0 record and made it to the Division Finals against Connect County at the beginning of the contest Rena got embaressly dunked on by Shauna Miller but she was shocked at the same time due to her being only 5'0 in middle school but also because she wasn't tested for a high vertical at all she was actually tested for a 35.5 inch vertical which is kind of bouncy but for a 5'0 person it was nearly impossible to dunk with that much inches only in vert at the end of the first quarter Rena had 7 points with a field goal percentage of 55% meanwhile Shauna had 11 points with a 41% field goal percentage and the game was 16-17 in the 2nd quarter Rena was blinding Shauna with her fierce flashy passing ability and Rena finished the quarter with 4 assist at the end of the 2nd quarter it was 27-22 with Rena having 11 points and 6 assist it was fun to watch her on-court tactics meanwhile Shauna had 15 points and still no assist and Rena had a 56% field goal percentage in the 3rd quarter Shauna saw the highlights from the halftime show and was inspired by her own poster dunk in the 1st quarter to start playing at that same intensity but Shauna was almost fouled out due to numerous attempts to steal the ball from Rena and this was mainly because Rena had unbelievable ball-handling skills on the 9th possesion of the 3rd quarter Shauna had drove really hard on Rena and was called for a charging foul Rena was clapping on the floor while Shauna was explaining to the referee that it wasn't a charge and that Rena was doing the flopping technique by holding on her vagina to cause her to fall more easily so the refs overturned the call and they would have to inbound the ball but Rena stole the inbound and crushed Shauna's ankles with her handles and drove for a amazing cross layup but then the referees saw Rena holding on her wrist feintly and had saw a wrist sprain and Rena was out of the game but the Dribblers already had a 12 point lead 44-32 and the gpo bedrems playing on Rena's team still made offensive plays and Rena won the game 59-42 Shauna bursted into tears watching Rena hold the Championship and her kissing her olympic gold medal and Shauna swore she would beat Rena in high school.

High School Arc
In 1993 Rena made the Mississippi State Bulldogs being selected as the team leader Rena also had a 45-37 record and led her team to the 1993 NCAA Final Four Rena beated the Syracuse Orange Arizona Bright and the Houston Cougars to make it to the Eastern Conference Division Finals against UCONN and Rena was frozen to see Shauna Miller again in the Finals and Rena yelled hey! to Shauna Miller but Shauna ignored it but she still ran torward Rena and asked her why did you beat me in middle school? and Rena said i wanted the championship the gold medal and all the fans but Shauna then said well you just set yourself up for worst you know high school is a higher stage then middle school and i will surely beat you I PROMISE I PROMISE!!! and Rena said we'll see i see you are angry and i won't underestimate you but you might not win and that's a bad promise and Shauna yelled to Rena well you've already lost Rena then let out a loud grrrrrrrrr....... finally it was the day of the Finals the Bulldogs Vs Uconn In the first quarter Shauna was scoring efficiently well from a explosive boost of speed and strength but Rena was playing unbelievable at the end of the first quarter Rena had 20 points off of 61% shooting from the field while Shauna had 13 points off of 94% shooting so they were playing a one man game Shauna surely saw Rena drowning in speed though mainly because she grew to 5'10 from 5'4 and Shauna easily had a very efficient field goal percentage the entire game at the end of the 2nd quarter Rena had 19 points and 5 assist and Shauna had 11 points off of 80% FG just when the 3rd quarter Rena started to remember about that cross layup she did but didn't take the risk spraining her wrist Shauna forgot that Rena by the 3rd quarter had a amazing 39 points off of a true field goal percentage of 66% and at the end of the quarter Rena dropped another 20 points while shauna miller had dropped 13 points the game was 86-99 though so Rena trailed by 13 but Rena dropped another 20 points in the 4th quarter but on the last possesion Rena had the ball the game was 130-130 with 17.7 seconds left in the 4th Rena drove but Shauna stole it away then Shauna started wasting time then Rena personal fouled her Shauna had made her first but missed her second but one bedrem blasted the ball out and Shauna postered dunked Rena to the ground and she stepped over her and the game was finished 130-133 and Rena was fed up and Shauna's promise came true.

Getting Drafted
Even though Rena lost the high school finals and didn't play college basketball Rena still made it to the 1994-1995 WNBA Draft due to her putting up 79 points at her high school Finals and Rena was drafted 1st Overall to the Team R Rena felt a lot smaller because she was in a pro league so Rena maintained passing the ball especially because she was a point guard since Bill Frankie wasn't a commisioner yet he was coaching Rena's Team R but Rena remembered Bill Frankie for him being a racist politic making Rena averaged only 1.7 PPG in middle school but she wouldn't let that ruin her WNBA career especially.

Early WNBA Championship
Her career was just starting but this time the commisioner was great Rena averaged a whopping 26.5 ppg along with 20.8 apg that's a 20-double-double and Rena made the Finals with teammates Giant Mike and Original Mike the finals was against the Harlem Gold which had a ten-peat in the 1980s so it was a amazing matchup between Shaffron Mae and Rena Jones Game 1: Shaffron won the jump ball against Giant Mike early Shaffron was dominating with her notorious Sky-Hook and she was Shot-Blocking early the Team R was strucked by Shaffron's great offense and defense and at the end of quarter 1 it was 20-19 so the Gold had a 1 point lead in quarter 2 Rena was passing on another level like full court lobs behind the back passes and save passes when the ball is almost out of bounds and Rena finished the quarter with 7 assist the scoreboard was 30-34 so the R had a 4-point lead as the game went into half-time as the 3rd quarter began Shaffron bumped into Rena alot doing pushing and shoves but Rena ignored it and played great in the 3rd quarter with 11 points and 5 assist against Shaffrons 8 points and 2 assist Rena obviously had the better 3rd quarter than Shaffron the game was 55-62 and the 4th quarter began Shaffron was dominant this quarter backing her opponents down in the low post sky-hooks shot-blocking 3 point shots pick and fades dunks and Shaffron takeovered the game with 29 points in the 4th quarter and winning 70-67 after the game Rena told Shaffron good game and Shaffron pushed Rena to a coca cola table and picked up a bottle of coke and started spraying it all over her and started choking Rena and cussing at the crowd it was one of the worst moments in Rena's career in total Rena had 31 points compared to Shaffron's 47 points Shaffron was obviously being sensitive about the whole game and she should've been proud after game 1 Rena was furious Rena went to the gym making 3 pointers dunking like she was a great dunker at the time making Giant and Orignal Mike contest her when she made war like layups Shaffron was secretly watching her and she got scared of Rena because she saw fire in her eyes and she knew Rena wasn't gonna play in game 2 Game 2: Rena was death staring Shaffron before the jump ball and Rena was letting out her inner Virgo and she barely said a word throughout the contest Giant Mike won the jump ball this time and he passed to ball Rena Rena bolted at full speed and passed through every Gold member and posterized Shaffron to the ground at the beginning of the match Rena was shot-blocking like a center and never missing a single finger-roll or up and under layup Rena outscored Shaffron at the end of the 1st quarter with 23 points compared to Shaffron's 7 points it was now the beginning of quarter 2 with the scoreboard 30-16 the match was almost lobsited but Rena didn't stop yet she made it a 20 point lead by knocking down two 3 pointers while original mike stole the ball two times and then Shaffron decided to injur Rena so when Rena drove to dunk on Shaffron elbowed Rena in the Jaw as she collapsed to the ground and she fell from mid-air Rena's arm was then holded by a referee trying to escort her from the arena but then Rena escaped the refs arm and told him I GOT IT! and Rena shot both free throws and dunked on Shaffron at the end of the 2nd quarter Rena had 15 points compared to Shaffron's 9 points as the half-time show showcased the highlights Shaffron began to feel broken at the end of the 2nd quarter the game was 47 to 25 so the Team R had a 22 point lead with the 3rd quarter Rena was again non stop scoring but she started to cool and starting making great passes again at the end of the 3rd the score board was 59-40 but Shaffron was mad she was tired of looking like the bully or the bad guy and Shaffron dropped 19 points while they tied up the game and Rena and Shaffron were playing that one man game and there was 6 seconds remaining the scoreboard was 70-72 the R was trailing by two they gave the ball to Rena as she shot a 3 point fadeaway and she won the game it was a very great game winning shot and the R and the Gold went game after game and the series was tied up and they both won the championship but Shaffron was mad at the fact she didn't actually win the game and when Rena walked away from the court Rena was told by the referee that she would have a growth spurt next season.

RadioActive Arc
Just like what we said in the last header Rena had a growth spurt which made her 6'1 198lbs and a very big wingspan Rena dominated the league and made the Western Conference Semi against the Los Angeles Sparks the Sesame Sharkz had a big lead early but Rena had drove for a layup that made the season for her in vein Kiki Fadeaway did a RadioActive knee to Rena which caused her to fall to the ground landing on her back so she had a broken back and a broken kneecap and Rena would have to wait for about 2 seasons.

Lady Of Thaieewa Arc
Later after Rena got back in the season Rena torched through the season and destroyed the big 3 New York Liberty but that's when the Team R's name was called the Sesame Sharkz.

Lalio Arc
In 1999 Lalio Al-Schnida was drafted to the injured Indiana Fever Schida was very strong and for a rookie it looked like she was gonna win mvp.

1999 WNBA Finals
Rena met Stephanie Al-Schnida which was Lalio's real name in the WNBA Finals Rena won due to RJ having a good last game but Schnida did lead the finals some controversy for example in Game 1 Rena won but Schnida called out Rena telling her GOOD GAME!!! Rena knew the Indiana Fever used to be the Harlem Gold so she owed Shaffron for what she did to Rena a long time ago and threw coca-cola all over Schnida and in the press Rena revealed that she had prejudice for jews Schnida took her anger out on Rena's saying and Schnida destroyed Rena in Game 2 but Rena knew that Schnida wasn't playing around and Rena destroyed the Fever but Rena announced that Schnida should play on the same team as her even though their beef took a toll on eachother.

Team Chemistry
Rena and Schnida were very good together despite of their controversy Stephanie tossed up lobs to Rena and Rena did the flashy passes to set up Schnida for great 3 pointers.

2000 WNBA Finals
Rena faced Summer Walker and the sparks for the 2000 WNBA Finals they won and Rena and Schnida shared their 1st WNBA Ring.

2001 WNBA Finals
The Sesame Sharkz made the finals once again against the Compton Stretcherz Rena and Cynthia Cooper fought a uphill battle but RJ still won.

2002 WNBA Finals
The Sesame Sharkz made the finals again against the Atlanta Dream which had a strengthened rookie talent but RJ won and terrorized her rival in middle and high school Shauna Miller.

Joining the Lockout Gym
During the WNBA Lockout Rena joined the Lockout Gym which contained Her Mae Mackenzie Beatie and a lot more Rena was the mean one though but she had her reasons one of her main being that Makenzie Beatie to her took things a little too far.

Rena's Attraction to men
Rena wanted to start a dating whereas people would watch her get dumped or not dumped by her dream bf and her dream bf was Stretch Jabale (Julius Erving) of the Compton Stretcherz Rena woke him up by a call and seduced him to go out on a date they got high and started brief love.

Sexy Body
Rena later went to the AnyTime Fitness gym were she worked out really hard and Rena grew 2 pounds but Rena dropped a inch but Rena wanted to change even more she dyed her hair black to blonde and Rena got herself some gold wristbands.

Rena's Period I
Rena was on her period because of how slow felt the season was going Rena was first sighted of period symptoms when Mackenzie Beatie saw Rena yelling at her and going her own way and later they made Rena not play due to self isolation.

Rena's Tomodachi
Rena got so attractive not only to men but the entire WNBA and they created her own Tomodachi.

Keep your balance
Rena and Mackenzie Beatie were trying to eat lunch but Rena 's stomach was destroyed so she could only eat vegan and that's when Rena decided to eat vegan hot dogs Mackenzie Beatie made original hot dogs though Mackenzie was already done before Rena could start so she just went up stairs but she was like wait do you want me to stay in there with you and Rena replied no no no just go up stairs quick damn leave me alone then Mackenzie replied saying okay but she thought Rena was hallucinating when Rena was alone she decided to call her boyfriend Stretch over so they could get high on Jack Daniels together Stretch agreed and they both got high together Stretch then began to open the door and leave Rena quickly came back up stairs but she was dangling herself because she was drunk Rena who was already blind had alcohol vision at the same time but then Judith Beatie made Rena keep her balance Rena then said BYE! to Stretch as he left Mackenzie Beatie later said who were you talking to and Rena replied none of yo beeswax and she dangled her self to the bathroom where she started uncontrollably vomiting.

Kennedi's inactivity
Rena later had a argument with Kennedi Kingston while everybody else was sleep Rena and Kennedi both call each other bums because they are kind of beefing then later Kennedi became inactive and like Rena said she became the face of the franchise.

Jack Daniels Arc II
Rena again started to crave the Jack Daniels and she kept drinking it but that's when one day Rena told Mackenzie Beatie that she would have to do lots of practice due to her being out for a while so Rena worked on her game a little bit but later they went to bed and Rena saw that her blanket became wet so Rena went off and cleaned it up and she had to use another blanket until Rena was also seen being naked because her stomach was messed up and she kept on showing nauseas symptoms.

Dream Shake Arc
While Rena was widely already known for having great post moves she took it too another level during practice by learning her new Dream Shake when it was first sited was when Rena took a Step Back J and it missed then Mackenzie Beatie said miss and Rena missed and she let out a loud grrrrrr...... then later Rena took another one but she used the Dream Shake with it Mackenzie Beatie said miss again but it actually got in that time and Rena said that's my new Dream Shake but she replied on her own word saying it's not mastered yet.

K-E-N-N-E-D-I
Rena was jogging outside but she saw Kennedi getting her basketball out of her trunk and Rena said who took the hat from the cat then Kennedi said shut up! and then Rena replied saying ha but then Kennedi later said that she joined a group called MUSCLE.

MUSCLE Arc
Rena then found out the whole MUSCLE group and Rena decided to follow Kennedi there and when she arrived she saw Giant and Original Mike both working out Kennedi went up to them saying I can join right they replied yeah Kennedi's first obstacle was to lift up 10 100lbs weights but she failed only benching 4 Rena then walked in saying that she used to play with Giant and Original Mike at Team R and whenever they lost Rena went nuts on her teammates.

Refrences
one of Rena's nicknames sounds like a female version of Michael Jordan's Mr.Air

Rena's Biography

Rena's Six Championships

Nicknames
RJ

Mrs.Air

Meany

Mississippi Wonder

Specials
Up & Under Layup

Flashy Passer

All-Around Player

Contested Mid Range J

Poster Dunk